In case you missed the pretty meaningless, yet insanely surprising news that Holly Sonders is now dating some guy known as Vegas Dave, well, that’s a real life thing. The former Golf Channel and FOX Sports analyst and reporter has moved on from Arizona Cardinals head coach Kliff Kingsbury to a professional gambler that looks very similar to the bagel boss guy.
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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, just want everyone to know what happened to me before they consider joining Vegas Dave’s betting team.He will reply to your emails immediately and be really nice to you until AFTER you give him money to be on his team. Once he has your money, things change. THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, the guy talking to Vegas Dave is wearing a Warwick cap (shout out to Eli Wehbe). And I like how this fat guy is holding a water bottle the entire time as if he only drinks water. Dude ur 300b U obviously have had a slurpee or 2. Within three minutes and 16 seconds of the first round, Tate was overpowered by a rear-naked choke, losing the title to Nunes (and losing Vegas Dave a million bucks). EXCLUSIVE: Vegas Dave – Loses Super Bowl Bet To Win 5 Million Dollars, But Still Very Happy Feb 7th, 2017 – 9:14 AM If you know about the sports gambling world or are a fan of The Dirty, you know Vegas Dave.
While pretty much everyone on the planet is roasting this guy and completely confused about Sonders’ decision here, Club Pro Guy has stepped into the ring and has delivered some comedic gold in a new ‘where are they now’ segment.
Club Pro Guy, for those that don’t know, is a pretty big personality when it comes to the golf circle. He’s an anonymous person that more often than not puts a pretty hilarious spin on things. He recently clowned Patrick Reed and the whole cheating situation in The Bahamas which is a must-watch video, but his latest torching of Sonders and Vegas Dave is an all-timer full of some classic one-liners.
Check out my new show entitled 'Where Are They Now?' Where I focus on #stars from the world of golf. This week's subject, @holly_sonders. pic.twitter.com/6rXyH8r7GB
— Club Pro Guy (@ClubProGuy) December 9, 2019
“At some point between hawking no-name brand energy drinks and CBD oil, something very unexpected happened. Holly fell deeply, and hopelessly in love…Holly embarked on an old-fashioned courtship with Vegas Dave a 5 foot 1 inch so-called gambling expert and all-around world-class dipshit.”
CPG truly has a way with words.
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According to New York Post, Vegas Dave was sentenced to three-years probation earlier this year and is banned from sportsbooks in Vegas after facing 19 felonies and up to 40 years in prison for using other people’s social security numbers to open accounts at casinos.
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